Chat Transcripts -- Perverted Home

springjammer: I tell all my friends to check ya`ll out
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: I got a bunch of people at school to listen to you guys. The whole wrestling team is pretty addicted, and all my friends have your albums.
Duositex: that hat completes the whole deal
JimTheta: I can`t log the chat today. "Save" keeps crashing my browser. I`ll post it if someone can send it to me, though.
Gravity_Kills: Jeffs singing style has screwed his voice up a little, he drinks herbal tea and his voice is stong as ever though ghe sont be singing any operas anytime soon
Felicia: sorry jim, i just tried saving and it died
Felicia: lost the log
Debbie: I use GK music in my weight class
_Tommygirl: jeff your tough, i don`t know how do it with the singing
springjammer: i send them the link to this site to check it out for themselves
CyRaX: aha! I was right! :-D
Gravity_Kills: cant save here either
Duositex: Gravity_Kills, who is typing?
JimTheta: Bunk.
dirtchamber: is it emotionally draining to tour?
Gravity_Kills: doug is typing with jeff and matt looking over my shoulders
Duositex: cool
JimTheta: This chat applet pretty much blows.
springjammer: LOL
Felicia: yeah, i noticed
Duositex: you guys should set up a room on IRC
GKrulz: !Hey, Doug, you should sell you white hat! You could get alot of cash!
Duositex: much much better
CyRaX: Doug, what programs do you use to mix your music?
Duositex: and free
ARTMAN: gk, what`s a favorite book out of the 3 of you?
Black_Wing: have you ever thought about starting a channel on mIRC?
Felicia: irc.gravitykills.com
Gravity_Kills: touring is like sprinting a marathon...it takes a lot out of us and is hard on personal relationships
GKrulz: Id pay like $100 for the hat
springjammer: sell the fuzzy hat on ebay !
Black_Wing: hm
Black_Wing: Felicia: what server?
Black_Wing: dalnet?
Felicia: i was just suggesting it
Black_Wing: oh
Gravity_Kills: Currently I am using MOTU Digital Performer in the studio
Felicia: hell, i`d host it!
Tom_M: Whats yr hat gonna be for this album? (GK had the fuzzy hat, Preversion had the cowboy hat)
springjammer: i`d pay $200.00
Debbie: Who is your biggest influence?
CyRaX: is that for the Mac?
Gravity_Kills: I would like to learn Pro-Tools 5.0
_Tommygirl: dougs hats rule i think ther cute!!!!!!
Black_Wing: hm....
CyRaX: I don`t know where to get Pro Tools
CyRaX: I have Cakewalk though
GKrulz: You should sell the Keyboard stand on ebay, get a couple hundred for it, and make a new one!
Duositex: those hats totally complete the whole routine with the keyboard
Felicia: for the hat? i`d pay more than 200.00
Gravity_Kills: The program is for the Mac
anne_b: I get the feeling I`m kind of low on the list of people to respond to...
dirtchamber: doug, how are your legs? they were pretty beat up last time i saw you after a show.
CyRaX: have you used Cakewalk yet?
springjammer: I dig on the fuzzy hat and the eyeliner cool combo
GKrulz: Selly our computers on e-bay
Gravity_Kills: The keyboard stand i
Gravity_Kills: We paid $6000 for the stand and I have two
Tom_M: Have you ever tried foolin round with a prog like ReBirth?
CyRaX: wow
Duositex: ouch!
springjammer: sell your underwear while you`re at it !
Gravity_Kills: Anne-B what is your question sweety
Duositex: $6000?
Big_Daddy: Any new bands that you guys suggest??
GKrulz: at go for $10000
Duositex: man
Black_Wing: I like Noteworthy. I hate Cakewalk. To complicated
CyRaX: I used to have ReBirth also
Gravity_Kills: Doug likes BT
freaky: ouch OUCH!
Felicia: for sale: underwear. never worn
springjammer: everything else priceless!
GKrulz: someone would buy it
springjammer: lol
CyRaX: I just got Cakewalk
JimTheta: Hey, "Tom_M", does TDOF have the full versions of the three songs _and_ the instrumentals?
Gravity_Kills: Matt like Methods of Mayhem
CyRaX: still learning how to use it
Duositex: MOM rules
Tom_M: Jim-Yea, it does...
tvt_-_mike: Jeff are you still going to use the Elvis mic live?
Gravity_Kills: Jeff hasn`t listened to dick lately
GKrulz: YOu guys listen to Urban Voodoo?
CyRaX: LoL
freaky: Cakewalk is great......
anne_b: Oh, you can see me. Do you guys know who Hydrovibe are at all?
Duositex: that elvis mic is so cool
JimTheta: cool thanks
Duositex: if that`s what you call it
Tom_M: Where did Doug get the shoes with the reflective stuff on `em?
Big_Daddy: Methods of Mayhem? Tommy Lee should stick to drums!
Gravity_Kills: We don`t know Hydrovibe
springjammer: N E one listen to 311?
dirtchamber: GK -- any of you dig Massive Attack?
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: God Lives Underwater?
Tom_M: 311 is cool...
Christina: 311 sucks
Debbie: How are you all able to keep your music so fresh?
Duositex: What kinds of cars do you guys drive?
GKrulz: You guys listen to Urban Voodoo
Big_Daddy: Any other new bands you suggest?
springjammer: hey! Christina
springjammer: no need for foul language
CyRaX: now the questions are starting to pile up
brian..GK: 311 is cool
Duositex: just out of curiousity
Big_Daddy: God Lives Underwater- VERY cool
Gravity_Kills: I have many shoes that are reflective I get them at shoe stores :)
springjammer: there are kids in here and you don`t sound like a lady
CyRaX: heheheh
Gravity_Kills: Doug has a new Beetle
anne_b: Hmm... you familiar with Nick from BMG? He used to work at Now Playing, he`s friends w/ Jason Miller, the Sony rep.
Christina: What did I here about VWs?
GKrulz: Jeff... Do you still listen to only that Lord Broktoon Guy
Ahriman: mmm, god lives underwater...
CyRaX: what color?
Duositex: the beetle!
Gravity_Kills: Jeff drives a Exterra
JimTheta: You do, springjammer. :)
springjammer: you hug your mother with those hands ! LOL
Gravity_Kills: Matt has an Intrepid
Duositex: exterra...nice
brian..GK: yep god lives underwater is awesome...I think you guyz met em.....gravity kills..at a show you played in tulsa.a while ago
Felicia: wow, i wouldn`t have picture doug being a beetle type of guy
Tom_M: Ooooooh....Aaaaahhh.
CyRaX: we have an Intrepid :-)
Duositex: nor would I
Gravity_Kills: What do you see doug driving?
Duositex: for some reason I imagined doug in a big truck
Debbie: What color bettle?
Duositex: because of the cowboy hat
CyRaX: is he as crazy behind the wheel as he is on stage?
JimTheta: A big rusty pickup.
Duositex: lol
freaky: I see doug driving a pinto
Tom_M: Doug seems more like a truck guy or a `32 Ford
Felicia: like a mazda rx7
Duositex: lmao
freaky: GREEN pinto
ARTMAN: I see doug in a lowered caddie with hydrolics :o)
GKrulz: Get like Lamborgini`s an Porshe`s and stuff
springjammer: a red polka dotted beetle?
freaky: with flowers
Gravity_Kills: Doug had a Range Rover but the repairs were to costly
_Tommygirl: what does doug drive?
CyRaX: Doug...have you noticed that you sorta look like Kid Rock?
Tom_M: Dougs got a new beetle
GKrulz: Do you guys shop at Walmart?
anne_b: uh oh... I think I got that invisible thing going on again.
Duositex: CyRaX, don`t use that name in here
Felicia: anne, so ask a question
CyRaX: what?!?
Gravity_Kills: I do have flowers in my beetle - I am a big pussy
CyRaX: LoL
dirtchamber: they don`t look alike
Tom_M: Doug was lookin like that way before Kid Rock was...
Duositex: lmao
CyRaX: almost!
CyRaX: the hair...the hats
springjammer: I would drive my geo prism cross country with my whole family to see you guys
Duositex: The flower power mobile
Felicia: now that`s a picture i`d pay for
Tom_M: LOL!
springjammer: LOL
Black_Wing: Felicia: to late I just registered the # but you can come and I`ll aop you
freaky: ALL RIGHT DOUG! I knew you were just like BIG PUSS!
Gravity_Kills: Jeff blew ronald mcdonnald at walmart the pictures are on the web somewhere
_Tommygirl: cool i love beetle there so cute
anne_b: I have been... unfortunately no one sees my questions.
Duositex: I can`t picture anyone from a band driving one of those
Gravity_Kills: Big harry pussy
Christina: I`ve driven from STL to Denver to see GK
GKrulz: LOL
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: LoL
Tom_M: He blew Ronald McDonald?????
freaky: yeah BABY
dirtchamber: GK -- just occured to me, tour with HANZEL UND GRETYL
_Tommygirl: LOL
Duositex: I always thought Ronald was a fruit
Ahriman: that`s creepy- funny, but creepy
Christina: I have Ronald McDonald pic from site
Gravity_Kills: S##t...it`s just a car...it`s not my dream car
JimTheta: I`ve heard about those pictures, but I couldn`t find them. What was that all about?
CyRaX: hahaha, that was funny, Jeff got sued for putting his head in Ronald`s lap :-D
Tom_M: HAHA!
Debbie: Hanzel und Grettyl way cool group
CyRaX: I saw the picture
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: YES!
Tom_M: Stupid Ronald...
CyRaX: Jeff, why did you do that?
Duositex: McDonalds sucks
Felicia: so what _is_ the dream car?
Big_Daddy: GK- you guys heard Purge?
Gravity_Kills: We wonder if the picture is still out there some where
brian..GK: well, I got a mitata.lol
_Tommygirl: i never saw the picture
springjammer: You guys are speaking a foriegn language
GKrulz: I want the picture
Gravity_Kills: We think Hinge has it if anyone can get a hold of him
CyRaX: Hinge had it...I think I just might have it on disk somewhere :)
freaky: hinge?
Tom_M: What did you guys study in college?
CyRaX: yeah, he had it
springjammer: Could you wanna take my picture cuz i won`t remember........
Duositex: You guys like Swedish Fish?
Gravity_Kills: Hinge use to do the old GK site a few years ago
Christina: I copied the pic from Hinge`s old site
CyRaX: great site too
Duositex: its the best candy out there
Christina: still have it
Gravity_Kills: We are not familiar with The Fish
JimTheta: Not the official site...?
CyRaX: too bad he had to leave
Duositex: lol
Ahriman: I`d love to see that pic
_Tommygirl: LOL
Duositex: Swedish Fish are candy dude
Ahriman: sounds hilarious
springjammer: Swedish fish get stuck tp your teeth!
_Tommygirl: LOL
Duositex: exactly
Gravity_Kills: Hinge did a "Not official" site
JimTheta: Ah
Gravity_Kills: But it was pretty official
CyRaX: still the best
Duositex: don`t eat em before a show Jeff, you`ll be screwed
springjammer: Swedish Fish would be a cool name for the next album
springjammer: LOL
Tom_M: Mmmmm....Swedish fish...those chewy little things that the vending machine never drops.
Duositex: lol
CyRaX: it had the gravitykills.com domain name, that`s pretty damn official
CyRaX: then I moved on to Joe`s site
CyRaX: Joe Eidson...
Duositex: You guys should get the album title from us right now
CyRaX: his was the best
GKrulz: How did you guys come up wiht the name "Gravity Kills"???/?
Black_Wing: Felicia: you coming so I can add you?
JimTheta: Whatever happened with Joe Eidson, the old GK webmaster? He just get tired of maintaining the site?
Duositex: that would kick ass
freaky: sweedish fish are like sex
Felicia: huh?
Felicia: sorry, missed that, what?
CyRaX: I remember how you got the name!
dirtchamber: what caused the renaming of the Perversion album?
freaky: MR. Harry Pussy
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: They saw it in a do-it-yourself manual or something.
JimTheta: Renaming?
CyRaX: Didn`t you see an ad in a Rolling Stone magazine Doug?
Tom_M: Doug misread a magazine and thought it said Gravitt Kills
Duositex: Name the new album "Shmaga Berto"
Black_Wing: go to gravitykills on dalnet
CyRaX: and it said Gravity Kills
Ahriman: renaming? what was the name beforehand?
Tom_M: Perversion was gonna be named Whore, am I correct?
Gravity_Kills: What would everyone like for us to title our record - apart from "Big Pussys"
_Tommygirl: what are you guys doing later on tonight?
Felicia: k, hang on
Duositex: lol
CyRaX: yeah
Duositex: "Shmaga Berto"
_Tommygirl: LOL
Duositex: best album title
freaky: LMAO
CyRaX: "Seizure"
Gravity_Kills: Perversion was going to be named "whore" - you are correct
ARTMAN: name it "Doug has a beetle with flowers"
CyRaX: "Thearypy" <<< YEAH!!!
freaky: "Big Harry Pussys"
CyRaX: oops
dirtchamber: GK -- call the new record SMEGMA!
Ahriman: Therapy sounds cool
Debbie: Don`t care what the title is as long as it comes out
CyRaX: *Thearpy
Gravity_Kills: lol
GKrulz: title it, "Ronald McDonnald Brought Me Joy"
Duositex: not smegma, SHMAGA
freaky: smegma- yes!!!!!!!!!!
jlhjk: who are you guys
Tom_M: Que?
JimTheta: "Prayers for Broktoon`s Mercy"
Niki: you could always call it Broktoon...
anne_b: Okay... Anne`s really feeling unloved.
springjammer: Psycho Whores from Hell
CyRaX: LOL
Duositex: I think it should be one word
Duositex: definitely
Duositex: keep with the theme
ARTMAN: "Brain Fart"
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Yeah, gotta stick to the one word thing.
Gravity_Kills: anne we love you - what are you wearing?
Debbie: I agree one word
Tom_M: Is the new album apt to be Parental Advisory sticker material?
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: lol
Felicia: LOL
CyRaX: hopefully nothing...
JimTheta: "Middle of Nowhere"... wait, no, I guess that one`s taken.
Ahriman: Therapy or Broktoon sounds good to me
GKrulz: Jeff... Are you still only listening to Broktoon?
_Tommygirl: LOL
Duositex: "Guilty" "Perversion" "Retardation"
CyRaX: how much "swearing" in the new album??
Tom_M: "Confusion"
Debbie: lol
dirtchamber: how many Perversion albums had the folding puzzle in it?
CyRaX: a couple of "fucking"s here and there?
Duositex: Confusion
Ahriman: and will we eventually get an explanation for Broktoon besides "he is our dark lord"?
Gravity_Kills: 2 f##ks, 1 s##t and a damn
Gstack: "Confusion" <-- Good
Duositex: I said that a long time ago
CyRaX: about 1000
springjammer: I hate that parental advisory sticker I mean I hear people cussing all the time and you don`t see a sticker on them do you!
ARTMAN: ha
CyRaX: is that enough for a PA sticker?
Duositex: Go with Confusion!
Tom_M: Hehe...lol
Felicia: more like dissention
Duositex: Confusion rocks
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Naw... too trite.
Gravity_Kills: If you look into a mirror at midnight and say Broktoon 3 times he will appear
Erin: What bands do you like?
_Tommygirl: you guys are cool
JimTheta: "Prestidigitation". Referring to Doug`s mad keyboard skillz.
GKrulz: DO you guys think it will have a PA sticker?
Tom_M: "Smashation"
CyRaX: I still like "thearpy"
Duositex: or how about "Confused"
_Tommygirl: LOL
Ahriman: Deviant?
ARTMAN: or "mentality"
Duositex: "Guilty" "Manipulated" "Perversion" "Confused"
dirtchamber: SMEGMA is the most disgusting and powerful word in the english language!
Tom_M: What was with the "smashing up the innocence to watch the flowers die" line?
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Deviation
anne_b: ha! I`m sporting a dark grey sweater and baggy dark grey pants. A real turn-on for most.
JimTheta: Hey, CyRaX, are you purposely spelling Therapy wrong?
CyRaX: "Bucephalus"!!!
Gravity_Kills: We don`t like PA stickers they are kind of bullshit
CyRaX: oops
Tom_M: I agree
Duositex: no kidding
Debbie: What are some of the names you guys are throwing around?
CyRaX: didn`t mean to spell that wrong
Erin: What bands do you like?
JimTheta: What do you guys think of the band "Therapy?" ?
GKrulz: Do you guys think you`ll get a PA sticker?
Duositex: Throw around Confusion and Shmaga
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Descention
CyRaX: name it Bucephalus!!!
freaky: GK- listen to Silver Standard - they are a good band
JimTheta: Um, name it "Uvula".
Gravity_Kills: The band threapy is ok we don`t have any of their stuff though
CyRaX: buce=mouth phalus=penis
JimTheta: lol
Ahriman: do you guys have any ideas for an album title already?
CyRaX: ?:-)
GKrulz: any of you guys into Urban Voodoo?
Erin: GK-do you like Alice in Chains?
Tom_M: "Proctosephallic"
JimTheta: Troublegum and Infernal Love are 2 solid albums.
Gravity_Kills: We aren`t familiar with Urban Voodoo
Tom_M: Or "Pneumosephallic"
Duositex: lets get back to the album title
GKrulz: THere awsome
Debbie: Yea...Alice in Chains
Duositex: have you guys even put any thought into it yet?
springjammer: Voodoo Glowskulls are cool
Gravity_Kills: Doesn`t everyone like Alice in Chains?
CyRaX: I do!
Erin: they rule
JimTheta: duh.
dirtchamber: f##k alice in chains
Ahriman: of course
CyRaX: bah
Gstack: I don`t like Alice in Chains.
Duositex: hey, your album just came on
JimTheta: f##k dirtchamber
Gstack: But I don`t hate them either.
springjammer: Yeah they come to snuff the rooster..............
dirtchamber: f##k me?
CyRaX: whatever GK likes I like!!! j/k
Tom_M: What do you guys think of KMFDM, now MDFMK?
GKrulz: Name the CD " I GT T P"
Erin: GK- how old are you guys?
Duositex: lets come up with an album title
CyRaX: pretty damn young
GKrulz: Are any of you older than 30
dirtchamber: KMFDM washed up after nihil
freaky: we want the REAL ages GK
Tiger1: what do you guys think about slipknot?
Duositex: I`d be so psyched if you used it
Gravity_Kills: we are happy kmfdm escaped fron tvt
springjammer: older than 20 less than 40?
CyRaX: oh yeah
GKrulz: slipknot rulz
dirtchamber: you can`t kill me, cause i`m already inside you
springjammer: lol
JimTheta: Please explain that comment.
GKrulz: HOw old ARE YO GUYS!!!!!!!!!
ARTMAN: heh
Tom_M: Why are ya happy they escaped?
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Because TVT is lame.
Gravity_Kills: contact us at Mistrblood aol.com
dirtchamber: TVT/WAX TRAX sux
Debbie: tvt not a good place to be?????
JimTheta: righto.
Duositex: Gravity_Kills, have you guys actually put any thought into what you`re going to call the new album?
Gravity_Kills: we are all just hitting our 30`s
CyRaX: TVT sucks
Tom_M: I gtg.
Tom_M: Bye.
CyRaX: seeya
Ahriman: adios
Gravity_Kills: bye tom
springjammer: Gravity Kills needs a big label that would be able to push them hard
Debbie: yep
Duositex: That sounds dirty
Duositex: lol
tvt_-_mike: Have you guys ever thought about starting your own indie label?
CyRaX: Rephlex?...nah...
BoBoBoStoBoWoWo: Anyone heard Sister Machine Gun`s new stuff on mp3.com? They used to suck but their new stuff is pretty cool.
Gravity_Kills: big labels sometimes shelve smaller bands
_Tommygirl: i thought yall were younger then that
dirtchamber: the size of a label doesn`t mean they`ll push anyone harder...
Erin: GK- have you replaced your drummer yet?
CyRaX: nonono
Gravity_Kills: we would love to have our own label
Duositex: but apprently small labels try to do it too
springjammer: certain GK would blow up !
GKrulz: You guys should leave TVT and go with UNEVERSIAL
springjammer: like a bomb
_Tommygirl: i`v heard of sister machine gun
CyRaX: or is Rephlex just electronica??
Duositex: You guys should sign with Elementree records
Gravity_Kills: bye anne, we love you
GKrulz: they would help get the name out
dirtchamber: is it possible to just a distribution deal once your TVT contract is up?
ARTMAN: GK, how big`s the studio and is it in downtown st. louis?
Gravity_Kills: why universal ?
springjammer: Elementree
dirtchamber: just get
GKrulz: i donno



Continued... 17Apr00 Part 2


Chat Transcripts -- Perverted Home