Chat Transcripts -- Perverted Home
** Gravity_Kills has entered the room.
Gravity_Kills: Hello everyone!
Brian....gk: lol...I think they just entered the room
GuiltyToo: hello
GKrulz1: Hey
GK_fan: Hi dudes
Funkorific: Hey
Brian....gk: yea...hey guyz
Niki: Hello boys!
joshfixen: Hey guys, it`s been a while.
GuiltyToo: so, when are ya guys touring?
JimTheta: How you guys doing?
Ahriman: are they here yet?
Gravity_Kills: We are doing pretty good...we are in our studio now working on a new song
GK_fan: GK are you giong to tuor around the Lancaster pa area?
GuiltyToo: any info on the new album?
GKrulz1: yea... how many song and whats the title?
GK_fan: Do you have an album title yet?
GuiltyToo: any tentative release dates?
Gravity_Kills: We have finished about 10 songs and we have 5 more in the pipe line
JimTheta: How is your working relationship with TVT right now? Is your next release gonna be with them?
Gravity_Kills: we don`t have a title for the album yet or a release date
guilty: any plans for world tour?
Gravity_Kills: We don`t have any tour plans till we finish the record
GKrulz1: Yea... are you gonna tour the Chigago area?
GuiltyToo: hey what other bands influence your music?
jon-tjader: any possibilities of who you will be touring with
GKrulz1: Tour wiht PSI again
Niki: What`s up with the fan club? I *still* haven`t gotten a reponse and I`ve written like five times.
Ahriman: how about an estimate- could the album be out by, say, summer`s end?
Gravity_Kills: We have all kinds of influences it`s hard to narrow it down
JimTheta: How is your working relationship with TVT right now? Is the new album gonna be with them?
Gravity_Kills: trying to answer question as fast as we can type...
jon-tjader: any plans for a music video to promote the new album?
Gravity_Kills: We and Steve Gottleib (the owner of TVT) have a good relatioship
GKrulz1: Who did you pick as a new drumer after Kurt left
Brian....gk: yea guyz....common don`t mob em..
Brian....gk: lol
joshfixen: you guys going to remember me, it`s been a while
GK_fan: any luck on finding a replacment drummer?
GKrulz1: Who is the new drumer>?
Gravity_Kills: A video is definately something we are interested in
Gravity_Kills: how can we forget Josh!
joshfixen: didn`t think you could
Ungod: <------ Josh!
GKrulz1: Are you gonna do any videos of Perversion
Gravity_Kills: We haven`t started looking for a drummer yet
Brian....gk: well, I gotta say...the guilty and enough video`s are cool
guilty: videos of perversion...LOL
GuiltyToo: I see, well whenever you guys are ready, answer this one...how do the songs you have already finished sound? can we expect sound like first album or perversion?
JimTheta: lord...
Gravity_Kills: No we are past the point for Perversion to do a video for that album
JimTheta: What exactly /is/ that retarded picture thing included with Perversion? Do you guys even know?
Ungod: gk.. how comes you DIDNT release any videos for perv.?
Zack: yeah some japanese thing
Zack: its rare
JimTheta: :)
Ungod: hey theta...love the song list
Gravity_Kills: The album will sound similar to both records sometime more melodic and...
JimTheta: thanks
Gravity_Kills: sometimes harder.
GKrulz1: Is there any way to hear sound samples from the new CD?
Ungod: more NINish?
GK_fan: that strange picture thing is strange...whats it all about?
jon-tjader: any thoughts of a drum `n` bass machine to replace kurt?
Gravity_Kills: The wierd Japanese thing on Perversion is...
GuiltyToo: awesome!! nice to hear that album w ill be a mixture
GKrulz1: Any way to get some sample lyrics to the new songs?
Ungod: hey has anybody ever seen an actual GK video outside the net?
GuiltyToo: how bout anything on any remix stuff coming out from you guys soon?
Brian....gk: yes...I have
Gravity_Kills: oh...the flippy thing was a cool item we wanted to put in a select few albums
GuiltyToo: yeah I have seen guilty on TV
JimTheta: I saw the Enough video on a music station in Russia. No s##t.
Brian....gk: yea, me too
Funkorific: I saw ( i think theyre first one) on mtv
Brian....gk: mtv and mtv2
GK_fan: I saw it on MTV once! I thought it was cool!
Ungod: i heard guilty so many damn times on the radio and didnt know it was GK
GKrulz1: Anyway to get lyric samples fom the new CD?
jon-tjader: hello JEFF, this is jon tjader just saying thanks for writing me, i hope you got my e-mail, write back soon.
Gravity_Kills: The label wont let us release any material off the new album until it is finished
JimTheta: How did you guys react when TVT decided to focus more promotion (ie money) into Sevendust, thus kinda dropping their support for you?
Zack: Have you thought about the title of it yet?
Gravity_Kills: We have done videos for Guilty Enough and Blame and we have an...
JimTheta: Well, not really /dropping/, but...
Brian....gk: you did a video for blame?
Ungod: blame... i dont think ive seen that one..
Gravity_Kills: unreleased video for Down we are looking to use sometime
GKrulz1: Is there anywhere that you can buy a tape of hte vidoes?
JimTheta: Save it for the boxed set. :)
Ahriman: cool, I didn`t know you guys had any other videos besides guilty
Gravity_Kills: About Sevendust...They are a great band and we wish them luck.
joshfixen: Any chance of hitting summerfest again?
Ungod: sevendust does rock
GuiltyToo: so, u guys ever gonna let Al Jourgensen remix anything for you again?
JimTheta: I like Sevendust too. It`s too bad TVT had to "choose".
Niki: Jeff, are you planning on doing anything like Industrial Espionage again or any other kind of public thing besides touring?
Ungod: i had the chance to see them at the electric factory but passed it up for rage
Funkorific: Do you have any other CDs out (singles, mixes, imports) ive got all the ones they list at CDNow
Gravity_Kills: We don`t have the video for sale but we are looking to add them for...
Gravity_Kills: download on the web site.
purrfect: have you signed with a new label yet?
JimTheta: Hey, Funk, try my songlist.
JimTheta: Linked to from the GK web page.
Ungod: haha.. jim`s proud of his creatin
GuiltyToo: are you guys ever gonna collaborate with others like in the remix album?
Funkorific: Thanks Jim
GKrulz1: How do you guys get your ideas. What inspires you to make people blow there speakers from listening to the awsomely loud sonds of GK?
Gravity_Kills: Jeff say`s "If anything comes us for public appearance he is available.
Brian....gk: lol....ah yea..
Ungod: yeah.... guiltytoo had the same question as i... how comes there was no Manipulated for Perversion?
jon-tjader: any rehersal shows in the future, that i can come down and see
Gravity_Kills: We get our ideas from our dark lord...
Ungod: darth vader?
GuiltyToo: beelzebub?
JimTheta: JT from the Backstreet Boys?
Gravity_Kills: Jon you are always welcome to anything.
Ungod: there is no backstreet boy named JT
joshfixen: Are you going to have an e-mail thing like band gravitykills.com
GuiltyToo: hey Gravity Kills, ever heard of a music fest called HFStival?
** Squirrely has entered the room.
JimTheta: (I made that up. I don`t actually know their names.)
GKrulz1: What was your favorite song that you made?
GuiltyToo: it is in the Balto-washington area
Gravity_Kills: We played the HFS Festival in `96
GuiltyToo: oh really?
GuiltyToo: man back then I wasn`t into music as much
JimTheta->(Ungod): you know the bs boys names *snicker*
Gravity_Kills: Our dark lord Broktoon.
jon-tjader: GK any possibility of playing edgefest this year in minneapolis?
Squirrely: Hey doug here?
Brian....gk: I think you guyz need to come to tulsa, and and play at the edge....birthday bash..
GuiltyToo: i wish you guys could go to this year`s HFStival
JimTheta: How come "TVT Music" owns the Perversion songs (as opposed to "Music For Wig Daddys")? It was my impression that letting a label have the song rights is generally a bad idea...
Squirrely: you guys good friends with apartment26 right?
GKrulz1: What was your favorite song to make?
Gravity_Kills: we like all of our song equally
Ungod: GK.... do you play barmitzvas?
JimTheta: Or am I completely wrong.
JimTheta: ?
Gravity_Kills: We are very close with Apartment 26
Squirrely: all gk songs kick ass
GuiltyToo: or maybe even OZZfest
GKrulz1: What song took the longest to make?
Squirrely: cool...im prampotimg them donw here in FL clearwater
Squirrely: damn *promoting
Gravity_Kills: The label doesn`t have the song rights, TVT publishing company does
Ungod: hehe
JimTheta: Um, right.
GuiltyToo: sorry man not trying to promote
Gravity_Kills: TVT Publishing is a VERY good publishing company
Squirrely: hey i use to have the sweetest gk site out but now its gone..it was called killing a nation
Ungod: except for how the screwed NIN over
GK_fan: what was your fav song, mine was inside,then the other two albums came out and I had may favs on all.
joshfixen: quit kissing their asses
Gravity_Kills: we like our asses to be kissed and other parts too...josh
Funkorific: Do you get to hear any of the new artists TVT may sign?
GuiltyToo: hahahaha
Gravity_Kills: lol
Ungod: anyway... GK you suck!
GKrulz1: How came even though you Albums were a hit, not many people have heard of you?
Squirrely: hey is your new album going to be the same melow?? or is goign to change to a different type like what korn did?
Ungod: im going to burn all 5 of your cds
joshfixen: I`ve told you, I`m not like that, you perverts
Brian....gk: the best ways for you guyz to publicise them.....is call your local radio station and constantly ask them to play gravity kills...that way alot of people will hear them....and they will call the radio station and ask for information on them....
Squirrely: burn you cheap basterd buy them
Ungod: i DID buy them..
Brian....gk: yea go buy the cd....
GKrulz1: Yea but that doesnt get the name out to other people
Ungod: now i will burn them
Funkorific: I bought two of the same cd...do i get bonus points? lol
Squirrely: well the 98 rock staiotn down here are bunch of dicks
Squirrely: they wont request s##t
GuiltyToo: ungod is talking about literally burning
Brian....gk: that sucks
Squirrely: i heard guilty like 2 years ago
Gravity_Kills: We can say that our favorite song to perform is Enough
Ungod: best way to promote a band: show them off to your friends
GuiltyToo: guilty is the best song
Squirrely: enough is pimp
joshfixen: hey, when`s the next time we`re going to be able to have some beers?
GuiltyToo: enough rocks
Ungod: ive convinced 8 people to buy Stabbing Westward`s Darkest Days
GK_fan: I think Enough is a cool song too.
Squirrely: i jsut finished listening to that while banging up my girl
GKrulz1: My favorite is Disintegrate
Brian....gk: enough...is AWESOME....
JimTheta: You guys do an excellent stage show, by the way.
Squirrely: i was like its not enough bithc more
GuiltyToo: i`ve convinced more than 15 to buy GK
Jon_Tjader: hey i think there should be a poll for the fans to list the "ten best" songs and have gravity kills add the rest to form a perfect set for the new tour
Ungod: squirrely do you abuse your girlfriend?
Gravity_Kills: We have thought about touring with Stabbing Westward...
Squirrely: nooo
GKrulz1: Waht album do you like more, Gravity Kills or Perversion?
Funkorific: noooo
Gravity_Kills: What does everyone think?
Squirrely: perversion
Funkorific: noooo
Gravity_Kills: 2 no`s
Brian....gk: gravity kills...
Squirrely: when is the new cd coming? have you made new songs yet?
Gravity_Kills: three
Niki: I love SW so, hell yes!
GuiltyToo: Ooooo a tour would stabbing Westward would kick ass and I would see it as many times as possible!!
Ungod: gravity kills... if you toured with stabbing that would be the greatest f##king show ever
GK_fan: Ive told my friends about GK an most of them said they liked it alot.
GKrulz1: Perversion
Stacy: Hey gk do u remember the cake lady from detroit?
Squirrely: How bout filter you guys like them?
Ahriman: YES
Ungod: jeff i would give you head if you toured with stabbing
JimTheta: decent idea to me. yes.
Squirrely: oh god
GKforward: you guys should of gone on tour with bush
JimTheta: Are Pitchshifter cool guys? (a little offtopic I know, but hey...)
Funkorific: Go with Juno Reactor?
Squirrely: go with filter!
Gravity_Kills: New CD as soon as soon as possible
GK_fan: filters ok but GKs better.
GKrulz1: Bush, Go with Pitchshifter again
Squirrely: has it started already??? who is doing the bass and drums?
GuiltyToo: GK lot better
guilty: any WORLD TOUR plans?
Funkorific: Pitch..thatd be good too
joshfixen: Pitchshifter are really cool
Ungod: BEST TOUR EVER: NIN, Stabbing Westward, and Gravity Kills
Gravity_Kills: Pitchshifter guys are very cool and good friends of ours!
GuiltyToo: oh cool
Squirrely: is everyone from st. loius?
Brian....gk: I don`t care if you guyz tour with backstreet boys just be the lead band
GuiltyToo: I`ll be seeing pitchshifter at ozzfet
Funkorific: WI here
Squirrely: am i the only FL person?
JimTheta: First time I heard them (PSI) was at your show. I`m now a fan.
GuiltyToo: im from VA
GK_fan: most likly.
GKrulz1: How did you meet pitchshifter when ther from the UK and you guys are form Saint Louis
Ungod: PA here`
Stacy: im from detroit
Gravity_Kills: We have played many shows with Stabbing and Filter and would consider..
Gravity_Kills: touring with either
Stacy: you guys make the most awesome music
Funkorific: No SW
Ungod: jeff that would really kick ass
Gravity_Kills: we know the guys in Stabbing much better
Brian....gk: oh yea.....awesome..
Squirrely: thats awesome....do you guys have any song samples?
Gravity_Kills: Thanks Stacy
GKforward: bush would be good
Funkorific: techno or something good like you guys, no top 40 stuff
guilty: any WORLD tour plans?
GKrulz1: How did you meet up with PSI
Ungod: SW = top 40?!
GuiltyToo: yeah Gravity Kills ROCKS!!!!!!!
Gravity_Kills: Squirly...we can`t release new material at this time...
joshfixen: F##k world tour, I`m greedy, just get back to Chicago or milwaukee
Funkorific: Stabbign Westward, dont tour with them or any top 40 band
GK_fan: if GK didn`t rock whould you be here?
Squirrely: hey i never been to a gk show cause i was too young now im 16...you guys coming back to FL on tour/?
Gravity_Kills: PSI put in for our tour and we thought their music rocked so....
GuiltyToo: soem people would be here to bad mouth GK
Gravity_Kills: we envited them along
guilty: world tour...world tour!!!
Ungod: Doug, loved the Boo Berry haiku
Squirrely: gravity kills! would you tour with filter?? do you like them?
Gravity_Kills: Squirrely we love Florida and we will be back.
Squirrely: sweet
GKrulz1: Do you guys enjoy being big and famous, have millions of fans, or would you rather be able to be normal evryday people
Stacy: i`ve met you guys twice before, do you remember a cake that my mom(the sewer) did for you guys while you were in detroit. Your last show here got canceled
Squirrely: hook me up with backstage man...im a promoter of apt26 :)
GK_fan: if someone bad mouths GK they deserved to be punched, GK rules!!!!!
Gravity_Kills: Thanks, more Heiku`s to come...
GKforward: how did you come up with the perversion title?
Funkorific: Would you consider having a random artist do some siongs before a show?
Ungod: you should sell a book of haikus
Gravity_Kills: Yes we love the cakes from Detroit and we have many pictures of them and...
Squirrely: cause maybe there perverted ?? :) joking
Gravity_Kills: your mom
Funkorific: A freind of mine tried for TVT records
Squirrely: hhahaha
GuiltyToo: hehehe Gravity Kills loves Stacy`s mom!
Stacy: shes screaming right now you`ve made her day
Ungod: hehee..
GKrulz1: Id be awsome to met Gravity Kills
JimTheta: Is there a theme of the new album? Like how "Perversion" dealt with the industry and selling out?
Gravity_Kills: the perversion title came from our perspective of the record busines...
Gravity_Kills: and, of course, Broktoon.
GuiltyToo: I wish I met Gravity Kills who make my most favorite song in the world (GUILTY)
GKforward: cool
Ungod: gravity kills... if you ever come around philly again.. please play the electric factory.
joshfixen: Hey Jeff, Jeremy sends his regards and his nipples
GKrulz1: How do you guys like having all this attention?
Squirrely: hey do you guys have a other carrer like kurt?
joshfixen: I addaed that lasy part
Gravity_Kills: Theme for the new record...Jeff`s therapy.
Funkorific: LOL
JimTheta: Jeff`s therapy?
JimTheta: I assume that`s a joke...
GKrulz1: How do you guys like all this attention?
Ungod: he thinks hes a duck
GK_fan: GK if your ever in PA play near Lancaster, cause im only 30 mins away.
GuiltyToo: Jeff got therapy
GuiltyToo: ??
Squirrely: hey you guys go to tampa right?
GKforward: got milk?
Gravity_Kills: Kurt is an architect now and our job is still making music for you guys
Squirrely: my bro does that stuff
Stacy: I`ve been waiting for info on you guys 4 ever I didnt know what happened w/ you guys
Gravity_Kills: Yes Jeff is in therapy...have you been reading our lyrics?
JimTheta: Kurt`s probably makin` some good money, too. :)
GuiltyToo: hey you guys ever gonan have an email address?
Funkorific: from drummer to architect? how do you make that jump? lol
Brian....gk: ya know what I`ll be happy if you guyz play a show ANYWHERE...because I
Brian....gk: ll be there
Niki: Therapy in all those Martini`s ,huh Jeff?
Gravity_Kills: yes we go to tampa
Ahriman: point taken
JimTheta: I guess I haven`t been reading them close enough.
GKrulz1: Y is Jeff in theropy
Stacy: Next time you come to detroit expect a cake, what do you want on your next cake?
GKforward: your lyrics mean more than other bands
Squirrely: how bout clearwater beach?? thats the best beach over here....and there are some mighty fine women.....ill take you guys out there sometime haha
Gravity_Kills: we would like anything on our cake
joshfixen: Doug made him drink too much robotussin
joshfixen: he started freaking out
Squirrely: are you guys high school drops outs?
GKrulz1: Why is Jeff in Therepy?
Gravity_Kills: we would love to go to clearwater beach
GKrulz1: Are you gonna go to chicago
GKforward: how do you feel making it big but not that big?
Brian....gk: yea kurt is a archatect...yea..they don`t sound like drop outs....
GuiltyToo: HEY guys come to DC sometime will ya?
Gravity_Kills: yes, we will go to chicago
Ahriman: ever coming anywhere near Washington state?
joshfixen: yaahoo
GKrulz1: You might be able to see someone get killed... lol lots of that in CHigago
Gravity_Kills: jeff`s therapy is between him and Broktoon
GKrulz1: Oh
Gravity_Kills: We usually play both Portland and Seattle
GKforward: oklahoma?
Ahriman: works for me
JimTheta: Broktoon`s a lucky guy. I bet he gets backstage passes whenever he wants.
GuiltyToo: HE who is Jeff`s favorite musician?
Squirrely: are you guys really into your fans?? you hoping to get on mtv?
Gravity_Kills: Tell us about the "killing" site
Ungod: gravity kills.. do you pick the venues or does your agent or record comp?
Ahriman: who is broktoon, anyway?
Gravity_Kills: We have been on MTV many times and hope it continues...
Gravity_Kills: we are friends with Carson
joshfixen: this is crazy, will you guys send me an E-mail, joshfixen yahoo.com
Ungod: eww
Squirrely: the killing a nation site was like the best gk site but got hacked into by some fagget nerd
Gravity_Kills: Broktoon is our dark lord
Squirrely: and like it was all black and had numbers all over it
Niki: Have you all ever thought about doing multiple shows in St. Louis like The Urge does? Y`all could sell them, easily.
Brian....gk: awesome, you guyz better be on mtv again...that would be sweet
Ahriman: gotcha
Brian....gk: beat out all these little hanson...backstreet fans
GuiltyToo: hey guys, who are your favorite bands you like to listen to?
GKrulz1: What is your favorite band?
guilty: yeah!!!
Gravity_Kills: Yes, we would love to play multiple shows in St. Louis when we have time
Gravity_Kills: Doug has been listening to BT...
Squirrely: i dont understand why you sell out if your on mtv someone explain?? cause its pissing me off when peeople say bands sell out when there on mtv
guilty: do you have time for WORLD tours???
Gravity_Kills: Matt has been listening to Methods of Mayhem....
Funkorific: As great as it would be to see you guys on MTV, i dont care for the MTV generation nowadays
GuiltyToo: anotgher ozzfest band I see
Gravity_Kills: Jeff`s been listening to
GKrulz1: You guys listen to Urban Voodoo>?
Gravity_Kills: "the best of Broktoon-Volume 1"
GuiltyToo: whats BT?
Squirrely: you guys like maryln manson or nin?
GuiltyToo: Broktoon
Funkorific: BT is techno
Gravity_Kills: no never heard of Urban Voodoo
Funkorific: a DJ basically
Funkorific: hes pretty good
GKforward: like moby?
Funkorific: Moby is better personally
Gravity_Kills: Check out BTmusic.com
JimTheta: Are we ever gonna see that "Personal Jesus" cover on a recording? I`ve heard that your live version is cool.
GuiltyToo: you guys ever heard of a finnish band called Amorphis?
GKrulz1: Do you guys like Slipknot>
Brian....gk: hey do you guyz like korn?
GKforward: you guys ever been called goth?
Squirrely: slipknot yuck
Gravity_Kills: We have talked about recording the Personal Jesus cover
guilty: you guys like crystal method?
Squirrely: what relegion are you guys?
Gravity_Kills: Yes, like Korn and slipknot and crystal method
Brian....gk: sweet
Squirrely: i dont like slipknot there wierdos
Ungod: what about sister machine gun and chemlab?
Ahriman: ever heard of Rorschach Test?
GK_fan: KoRn is in my line up of great bands.
Gravity_Kills: our religion is the church of Broktoon
guilty: yeah...me too
Funkorific: chemlab...a shame theyre gone
Stacy: slipknot is scary
guilty: yeah...their songs suck
GKforward: slipknot is like icp
GuiltyToo: yeah and I know you guys like ministry and all side projects associated with them
Brian....gk: has any1 ever seen a gravity kills shirt with tour dates on that back?
Squirrely: is that like catholic? christain?
GKrulz1: Have you ever meet slipknot... and seen there faces under there maskes?
Ungod: east side militia isnt as good as burnout though
Gravity_Kills: We did have shirts available with tour dates
GK_fan: No scary is the group my friend listens to...
Gravity_Kills: We know slipknots manager
GK_fan: Dope.
GKforward: kitty?
GuiltyToo: Dope is cool
joshfixen: the "whore"shirt had tour dates on it
Funkorific: itty! now that is a crazy ass band
Stacy: I luv the whore shirt
Gravity_Kills: thanks josh
GuiltyToo: dope reminds me of GK and ministry
Ungod: gk your shirts suck no offense..
Squirrely: why is it every girl i go with is a whore?
joshfixen: anytime
Ungod: you need to make cooler ones..
GKforward: you met smashing pumpkins?
GKrulz1: Have you seen the faces slipknot under there maskes
GK_fan: im not saying there bad but i only heard one song for a short time.
Brian....gk: DID!....what up.....lol........hey does any1 in here....have a gravity kills shirt with tour dates on the back?
Gravity_Kills: ungod, if you have any cool ideas for shirts - let us know, we could use help
Squirrely: i got one
Ungod: gk sure.. id love too...
Squirrely: but not too good for band relative haha
GKforward: can gravity really kill a person?
Gravity_Kills: We don`t know smashing pumpkins but we know sharon osbourne
Brian....gk: GREG...my friend..sitt`n next to me......does 3D art....maby he can come up with some ideas
GuiltyToo: hey Gravity KIlls ever g onna do something like Ozzfest or HFStival again?
Stacy: you guys put on the best concert....you are so into it. I can`t wait till you come back you can get the crowd so involved
GK_fan: Im a big car buff...
Funkorific: My uncle has a nation advertising company, he may do a side job for me
Funkorific: Get soem shirt designs and stuff
GK_fan: what kind do you drive.
guilty: do you guys have a fanclub or something?
GKrulz1: cars
Gravity_Kills: yes, we would love to do ozzfest or hfs festival if we are available
Ungod: gravity kills a really good shirt you could have put out for perversion would have been like the front cover of the cd.. with the meat info and stuff
Squirrely: yeah make like cool ones
Squirrely: make like GK jeans brand ahah
JimTheta: How do you pronounce the Japanese letters on the Perversion disk?

(JimTheta) At this point, nothing would appear on my chat window except words that I typed myself. So I had to shut the browser down and restart, since it was the only way at the time I could figure out how to get Infochat to reload from scratch. So, a little of the chat is missing here.

When I was able to get back on.... 27Mar00 Part 2

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