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Squirrely: cool
Funkorific: Same here Froward
Funkorific: cant spell lol
Ungod: essen mein scheisse
GuiltyToo: hey guys when you tour, how can one go about obtaining backstage passes? or do you not have them?
guilty: nicht
Stacy: jeff.. I luv that thing you do w/ your arm at concerts where you just throw it...its impossible for me to do
JimTheta: How do you pronounce the Japanese found in the Perversion disc? (sorry if you answered already, my browser crashed)
guilty: achtung
Gravity_Kills: Doug`s dad was from Berlin, so he picked up little of the language
GKforward: i think good bands are not too famous
Brian....gk: cool.....
Ungod: jeff hat ein grosse schlange
guilty: yeah...like gk
Squirrely: thats cool
GKforward: right
Squirrely: i go there allot
Gravity_Kills: the closest american translation of the japanese is "whore"
Jon_Tjader: gk, any new bands out there that you guys recommend
joshfixen: I`m a whore
GKforward: ok
JimTheta: Your Japanese translation is "whore"? Cute.
Funkorific: Hey, why dont we all vote GK on MTV TRL?
Ahriman: I`m a whore in training
Gravity_Kills: Doug has eine grosse schlange also
Funkorific: We got New kids up there
Jon_Tjader: boy there are some sick f##kers here
Funkorific: We can deffinatwely get GK
JimTheta: Do you know how to pronounce it?
GKforward: they don`t have a song out to vote for
Squirrely: hehhe
Squirrely: cool
Funkorific: You can right one in
GuiltyToo: bring back GUILTY!!!
Gravity_Kills: jim, we don`t know the pronunciation
Funkorific: Exactly
GKforward: i like the intro`s you do.
Funkorific: at the bottom you can type in any band
Stacy: do you guys check you message boards alot>
Funkorific: Vote for Guilty :)
GuiltyToo: yeah funk!!
GKforward: you can`t
Ungod: doug ist ein aufreizend herr
GuiltyToo: VOte for guilty
Funkorific: Are you sure?
Funkorific: lemme check
Stacy: why not>
GuiltyToo: awwww :(
Gravity_Kills: Bush, Lennie Kravitz and if you can imagine Hanson have all copied our...
Brian....gk: awwwww dude!...
ryan: sorry just got here but when is the new album coming out
JimTheta: (did anyone log the part of the chat I missed? I`m trying to log the whole thing to post on the net later.)
Squirrely: damnit my german is bad i can spell
joshfixen: I`ve got it all
GKforward: copied what?
Gravity_Kills: Guilty video by shoothing at the same location
Jon_Tjader: jeff, this is jon again, any possibility of you playing an ourtdoor party in eau claire for me? i would love to get the music scene better in my town
Squirrely: i have a big snkae too
GuiltyToo: yeah and everyone is using samples and electronic music as well
Ungod: i think gravity kills should cover mmmbop
Stacy: what poopies
JimTheta: HaHaHa!
GKforward: moby is
guilty: yeah...that would be great
Ahriman: Hanson is the Antichrist
Stacy: lol ungod
Gravity_Kills: Jon we have to get this record done and we would love to play Eau Claire
Ungod: ich habe keine beine
Brian....gk: hey hanson`s cool
Brian....gk: lol
GKforward: how many more years for gk?
Funkorific: youre kidding??? EC WI?
Funkorific: sweeeeet
Ahriman: you`re scaring me Brian
JimTheta: Hey Jeff, do you still have that funky Odell Jackson goatee?
Brian....gk: sorry man...I`m kidd
Gravity_Kills: As long as you guys buy our records we will continue making them!
Ahriman: I know, I know
Ungod: sure you will..
Brian....gk: `n....i`m from tulsa..and allllll these girlz im me and ask me if I know them....it SUCKS!
Jon_Tjader: who knows where eau claire is
GKforward: good to hear
Ungod: hes lying.... theyre going into the haiku business
Squirrely: man its been long since perversion.......make one next week please
Ahriman: I feel your pain
GuiltyToo: if I wanted to just shook hands with the band when you are in town, is that possible?
Gravity_Kills: Jeff as the goatee in a box at his house
JimTheta: (shoot, I know I messed that name up... Samuel L. Jackson was the actor, character was Odell something...)
Funkorific: lol
JimTheta: I believe that for some reason.
Squirrely: hallo gravity kill koennte ich eure e-mail adresse haben?
Squirrely: you guys understadn that?
GKforward: where is that hat from the first cd?
Gravity_Kills: You can always meet us after any show we play out by our tour bus
Ungod: squirrely that was really s##tty
guilty: are you guys going to make remix albums in the future?
GKforward: i liked that hat
GuiltyToo: oh cool
ryan: i met you guys at pointfest last year
Stacy: any show?
GuiltyToo: alrighty
Gravity_Kills: Mstrblood aol.com
GuiltyToo: yeah any show?
Squirrely: hey where can i get backstage? you guys drink too in vbackstage?
Ahriman: tour bus, got it
Niki: Are there any of our local bands in stl that you all like?
JimTheta: The autograph opportunities are cool! I like my signed poster.
Ungod: i have signed underwear
GKforward: three doors down!cool band
Ungod: its my handwriting but..
Gravity_Kills: We drink anywhere we can1
GuiltyToo: but is the security gonna let us near the bus?
Funkorific: lol
Jon_Tjader: jeff, well have to go out to eat again in minneapolis when you are coming through
Stacy: before, me and my friends were backstage and she kept begging jeff for his patent leather pants
JimTheta: How proud you must be, Ungod.
Brian....gk: lol ccoooolll
ryan: my sister has her boob signed by you guys
Ungod: hahhaa..
joshfixen: then come drink at my house
Ungod: jim.. its so nobody confuses mine with theirs`
Gravity_Kills: Neptune Crush is a new cool St. Louis band
Brian....gk: sshittttttttt come drink at my house...
GKforward: who about three doors down?
Niki: AHHH!! I love them. I`m doing their "unoffical" website
Squirrely: how did you like the remix that lords of acid did
Funkorific: Do you hear any new sign ins to TVT before they release a CD?
GKrulz1: Im makin a GK websight too
GuiltyToo: neptune crush I shall check them out
Gravity_Kills: We have signed everything you can imagine
Jon_Tjader: how do you go abouts booking you guys for a gig?
Ungod: gravity kills... if i invited you to stay at my house, free room and board and meals... would you take up the offer?
GKrulz1: I need more graphics tho
GK_fan: GK are ther stickers out that i can put on a car?
GuiltyToo: hey Niki would you send me the SITE URL when you are done?
JimTheta: I`m seeing 3 doors down with Sevendust and Creed (ugh, Creed) next week.
joshfixen: most of it for me
Gravity_Kills: Our booking agent is Artist and Audience in New York ask for Debbie
Squirrely: you guys like the remix lords of acid did?
Jon_Tjader: i have two GK stickers on my car
Niki: Sure, email me your address, mine is in my profile
GKforward: 3doors down rule
Gravity_Kills: All the remixes are pretty interesting
Ungod: so i should ask her to set you up at the clarke residence?
JimTheta: The Hurricane Remix of Alive is excellent.
Squirrely: alive is awesome
GKrulz1: Whats your favorite Remix of one of you songs?
Ungod: i dont care for alive the song.
Squirrely: hey can i borrow a dollar?
GuiltyToo: I love the JUNO REACTOR mix!!!
Gravity_Kills: Jim Theta has stuff that even we don`t have
Ungod: go jim....
GKforward: wow!
JimTheta: You want me to send you MP3s?
GKrulz1: Like waht?
JimTheta: I got it all off of eBay, too.
Ungod: hey jim.... 17488192
Squirrely: gtelecki tampabay.rr.com
GK_fan: The Juno reactor mix is very good.
Stacy: do they have alot of gk stuff on ebay
Squirrely: i think ill be getting my gk site back
Squirrely: you all keep in conctact with me
Jon_Tjader: hi, jeff, this is jon`s girlfriend and a new big fan. keep up the great music
GKrulz1: wahts your favorite remix?
JimTheta: Hey, GK, seriously, do you want me to send you mp3s of anything?
Gravity_Kills: Thanks Jon!
Jon_Tjader: my name is suzanne
a: do you have a name for the new album yet?
Squirrely: my name is Paul
Squirrely: call your new album paul
GKrulz1: GK, do you use AOL?
Ungod: new name for album: Boo Berry
Gravity_Kills: no name for the new album yet...we are consulting Broktoon at this time.
GuiltyToo: hahaha
Squirrely: Hey doug....where do you get your samples?
a: ahh well keep us posted when the dark lord says something
GKrulz1: Do you use aol?
Brian....gk: hey....does any1 have gravity kills on a personalized license plate?
GuiltyToo: call the new album Ode to Broktoon
joshfixen: Jeff, drop me an E-mail, joshfixen yahoo.com
Gravity_Kills: Paul is a good idea...Paul who?
Brian....gk: I DO....
Squirrely: i do
Squirrely: Telecki
Brian....gk: do you seriously?!
GKforward: can gravity kill aperson???
Gravity_Kills: Ok Josh..
Squirrely: is polsih but im not stupid...now stupid jokes
Ungod: gravity kills... IMPORTANT QUESTION: are the one word song titles intentional?
Jon_Tjader: are you guys appearing on any soundtracks?
Brian....gk: squirley....what does yours say?
GKforward: i`m polish
Squirrely: what does what say?
Funkorific: Hey, we can vote Gravity Kills on TRL!!!
Stacy: this may be a stupid ? but where is your name from?
Ungod: wesley willis should do a gravity kills song
GuiltyToo: awesome funk!!!
Brian....gk: your personalized license plate
Gravity_Kills: yes the one word titles are intentional
GuiltyToo: but what song?
Squirrely: FLORIDA
GKrulz1: Everybody here vote for the Guilty vidoe on TRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funkorific: We should pick a date and all write/mail/call in
GKforward: why?
Ungod: gravity kills.. will you ever break that "rule"?
GKforward: why are they one word?
JimTheta: Belief (To Rust) kinda breaks it.
Gravity_Kills: We are breaking that rule on the new record.
Funkorific: this Friday?
sQUIRRELY: damn caps
Ahriman: nah, parenthesis just bends it
GuiltyToo: oh yeah
Ungod: i think you should sample goats on the new album
Gravity_Kills: Beleif (to Rust) was a mistake at the factory, actually.
Funkorific: Vote GK-Guilty video
sQUIRRELY: hey you didint answer me where do you get your samples?
JimTheta: Really...
Jon_Tjader: is there any theme to the new album
Ungod: gravity kills explain that?
Gravity_Kills: Stabbing already sampled goats unfortunately
sQUIRRELY: i hey carlson daily...
GKforward: why can`t we buy the video`s?
GKrulz1: GK do you use AOL?
GK_fan: The song Belief(to rust) was very different than the other songs...why?
GuiltyToo: ok funk I`m doing in now
Stacy: How long have you guys been working on the new album
Ahriman: really? when did Stabbing Westward do that?
GuiltyToo: yeah I was very surprised by belief(to rust)
Ungod: when did stabbing sample goats?!
sQUIRRELY: deos anyone like squirrels?
GKrulz1: Do you guys us aol?
Funkorific: Too...dont do it now, we all gotta do it on one day
Gravity_Kills: The theme to the new record is Jeff`s therapy
Brian....gk: oh yea...cccoolllll
Funkorific: Get thenm to at least top 10
Brian....gk: I hope you aren`t serious...lol
sQUIRRELY: GK, where do you get your samples?
a: what was the theme for the first album?
Ungod: walter flakus kinda looks like a goat
Jon_Tjader: ha ha
Brian....gk: na acually nething is cool with me
GKrulz1: Do you guys use aol?
brokenangel: switched him from drug to shock thereapy? :)
Ungod: if anybody uses ICQ add me 17488192
Gravity_Kills: The world is one continuous sample source
sQUIRRELY: im tired of asking the same qeustion there brains are goiing to fry if we keep asking htem so many questions ahah
GKrulz1: Do you guys use AOL?
JimTheta: I think the theme for the first disc was "We need to make songs to ride the `Guilty` success!" :)
Jon_Tjader: how long is this chat tonight
guilty: how can we contact you guys?
GKforward: how do you get the samples?
GKrulz1: Do you use AOL
GK_fan: Why was BElief so different?
Brian....gk: WAHO!
GKrulz1: Do you guys use aol?
Gravity_Kills: Yes we use AOL
sQUIRRELY: at the music store? and pay like 5o billion dollars for it
sQUIRRELY: im Tsquirrely on aol
GuiltyToo: mstrblood aol.com
GKrulz1: What are you AOL Screen Names
Brian....gk: I just got the gravity kills...promotional kit..off of e-bay...it ended SECONDS ago
Gravity_Kills: We try to make every song different...
Ungod: gravity kills will you please explain the belief (to rust) mix up?
Gravity_Kills: Mistrblood aol.com
Stacy: i hope you guys have another chat soon because I have to get going
GK_fan: Cool.
Stacy: :-(
Ungod: bye stacy
guilty: do you guys have a fanclub?
Gravity_Kills: We will continue to chat for a while longer or until everyone runs out of...
Gravity_Kills: questions!
GKforward: do you still go to awards shows?
GuiltyToo: bye stacy
a: i doubt that will ever happen
sQUIRRELY: are you guys married?
Gravity_Kills: we have a fan club but apparently it is in a state of disrepair...we will crack
Gravity_Kills: some skulls and get it running again!
sQUIRRELY: i had a gk fan culb at yahoo i think
a: sweet
GKrulz1: GK...CAn i move into the studeo with you guys
Stacy: GK I hope you come to detroit soon I miss you guys . My mom is looking forward to spoiling you w/ more cake
GKforward: all the way!
JimTheta: Don`t feel obligated to chat overlong.
Ungod: shut up jim!@
JimTheta: ha.
sQUIRRELY: do you guys have any songs yet made?
GKrulz1: CAn i move in with you guys
Jon_Tjader: JEFF, i have to get going e-mail me (tjader15 hotmail.com) so i can find out about the tour and other info take care jon
Gravity_Kills: The studio is very smokey, you wouldn`t enjoy it and you would probably...
GKrulz1: Id be a catoring service
GK_fan: I emailed the fan club thing when the old site was running will the GK club start up soon.
Gravity_Kills: develope a tumor.
Ungod: gravity kills... what kind of cigarettes do you guys smoke?
sQUIRRELY: smoking is bad fer ya
Gravity_Kills: Camel lights
GKrulz1: Id enjoy the studio
Gravity_Kills: the best smoke in town
JimTheta: hey everyone, I will have a crude transcript of this chat (minus the part when my browser crashed) on my website later
GKforward: you still go to awards shows?
sQUIRRELY: i rather eat a dirty mexican fuzzy taco then smoke...i must continue my ice hockey carrer
Ungod: <---- unfiltered lucky strikes
GKrulz1: My dad smokes alot im used to it
Stacy: bye.....dont forget to have another chat soon, you are the awesomest of all bandsw/ the best show
JimTheta: www.cse.msu.edu/~birchm20/GK/
Ungod: jim whats that?
GKrulz1: And i wouldnt mind smoke, is GK`s studio
Stacy: ok all now I really must go... are you guys going to vote on trl?
JimTheta: I will also have the URL on my songlist, linked to from the GK songlist.
GuiltyToo: yeah you got my vote!
Gravity_Kills: we`ll have a chat every few weeks or so to keep you guy informed
GK_fan: Id rather improve my skateboarding than smoke, that whould really slow me down.
Ahriman: I`ll vote
JimTheta: I repeat, transcript of this chat at my site.
guilty: hey guys...any plans of collaborating with the crystal method?
Ungod: gravity kills... how about opening up a message board?
sQUIRRELY: hey do you have any new songs yet?
Gravity_Kills: thanks Jim
sQUIRRELY: i hate messages borads
Stacy: woohoo, see you guys later
Gravity_Kills: lots of new songs
GK_fan: Just as long as you post it on the site ...
sQUIRRELY: can you send htem to me ahah
JimTheta: Better yet, I would prefer it someone started a GK newsgroup on USEnet.
GKrulz1: What do you guys do as outside acitivities(sports, ect,)????
Ungod: is the guy who runs synthetic noise in here?
Gravity_Kills: we have a message board but it is down today because of too many messages
Jon_Tjader: hey tour with MDFMK
GKforward: how many singles will you release?
GK_fan: I`ll be at these chats.
sQUIRRELY: hey you guys goign to give out promo tapes?
GuiltyToo: MDFMK
JimTheta: butane Phyre runs Synthetic Noise.
sQUIRRELY: cause i know lots of people...to give
Ahriman: mmm, MDFMK....
Gravity_Kills: Singles are up to the label and radio requests
JimTheta: I don`t think he`s here.
sQUIRRELY: i got apt26 big down here..
GuiltyToo: yeah can I get a promo tape?
GK_fan: I thinks its KMFDM.
Ungod: yeah isnt he in herE?
Ungod: he should be
Ungod: that site is great man
Ungod: best GK site
GuiltyToo: KMFDM is no more
Ungod: hands down
a: no they changed it GK
GKrulz1: MDFMKKMFDM rulez
GuiltyToo: long live MDFMK
Jon_Tjader: no kmfdm is done with mdfmk is sacha and tim skold
GKforward: why don`t you get to pick?
Ahriman: MDFMK is sascha`s new baby
GK_fan: I know that KMFDM is no more but they were ok.
Gravity_Kills: when we have permission from the lable we would like to put a few new...
Gravity_Kills: songs on the site for downlord
GKforward: i`m sure they will get alot of downloads
Gravity_Kills: download...Broktoon is the downlord.
Brian....gk: hell I get laid alllllll the time.lol
Melanie: are you guys planning on doing anymore local shows, like at miss nights or blue note before the new album is completed?
GKrulz1: Who is the biggest GK fan in this chat room?
Jon_Tjader: jon tjader is
Brian....gk: right here
GK_fan: I am I have all there albums.
GuiltyToo: hahahah
JimTheta: Well, I got a songlist. what you got GKrulz1? :)
GKforward: do you pull practical pranks on each other?
Brian....gk: uh huh.....I gey ya I got ya beat...
Ungod: all 2
GuiltyToo: jon is suzanne listening?
GKrulz1: I have all ther MP3`s
GKforward: oops
Gravity_Kills: Brian...you were scoring chicks the other night in the chat room!
Ungod: i stole jeff`s dog!
Ungod: and doug`s goat
Jon_Tjader: yes, why
Brian....gk: I`ve got ALLL of their cd`s even singles.I mean I have 2 copies of each
GKforward: jokes
Gravity_Kills: Jeff asks if he can have it back
GK_fan: Im not sure about the MP3`s.
Brian....gk: I write gravity kills on EVERYTHING...even spray paint it on stuff...
GKrulz1: Y not?
Brian....gk: I`ve got like 40 of their stickers....2 window clings..
Gravity_Kills: Doug say`s keep the goat I`ve used the bitch up
Brian....gk: 9 shirts
Ungod: sure... and his asshole was that big when i got it jeff
GKforward: ouch
Brian....gk: and a personalized licensse tag that say`s "GVTYKLS"
GKrulz1: I have th GK logo painted on my wall
Ahriman: goat?
GKrulz1: in blue
Gravity_Kills: That was from doug`s 12 inch schlange
Brian....gk: yea I`m gett`n 1 of those
Ungod: snake?
Brian....gk: I`ve got 3 posters
GKrulz1: The circle that says Gravity Kils inside
Gravity_Kills: Goat?
Gravity_Kills: 12 inch schlange?
Ungod: what were you doing sticking your snake up your dogs ass?
GuiltyToo: I just voted on TRL for GUILTY!!
GKforward: good for you
Melanie: are you guys gonna play anymore shows around st louis soon?
Gravity_Kills: You have a better place?
Ungod: guiltytoo... thats great... so thats a whole 1 vote
Jon_Tjader: Doug i just wanted to say thanks for the "personalized"shirt you gave me at the LAcrosse show.
Ungod: yeha.. the goats ass
Gravity_Kills: You are welcome Jon
JimTheta: Hey GK, what is one of your most memorable shows?
Ungod: everyones knows goats asses make the best homes for 12 inch snakes
Gravity_Kills: We will play St. Louis in the next few months
GuiltyToo: yeah i fany of you vote thats one more!!
GK_fan: If there were only 4 MP3`s then yes i have them all.
Jon_Tjader: let me know guys and i will make the trip
JimTheta: I wish I was anywhere near St Louis.
GKforward: are you coming to oklahoma?
GuiltyToo: me too
Brian....gk: yea same here
Melanie: yeaaaah, i WILL be there, can we still write the fan club and get backstage passes??
Brian....gk: let me know....WHEN AND WHERE
Gravity_Kills: We will put tour info on the site when it comes available
Brian....gk: yea I just wrote the club and got a litter back...
Jon_Tjader: hey jeff have you got to meet shania yet?
GuiltyToo: awesome dawson
Melanie: a litter??
Gravity_Kills: Yes when we tour you can contact the Fanclub for aftershow passes
Brian....gk: letter
Brian....gk: sorry
GKforward: has a fan hit you with something while your on stage?
Melanie: cool
Ungod: hey jeff... will you thank me in the liners for the next album?
Ahriman: mmm, backstage passes...
Niki: Now why is it every time I write the fanclub, I get no response? I just wanna join...
Squirrely: Whats goign on here?
Squirrely: why do i keep geting off for?
Gravity_Kills: We have been hit with waterbottles, shoes, bras, people, underwear...
Gravity_Kills: small children
GKrulz1: Doug, could you trow our hat into the audience at chigago
GK_fan: yea how do we get into the club?
Gravity_Kills: each other
Squirrely: jajaja
Ungod: goats
Brian....gk: lmao!
JimTheta: Has Doug ever fallen off of his keyboard? :)
GKforward: small children!hahaha
Squirrely: Hey when you tour again will you be headlining?
brokenangel: hell, my roommate still has the towel from tempe on his wall
Brian....gk: lol...that would be halarious...
Gravity_Kills: We`ll get the fan club up and running again and post information about it on
Gravity_Kills: the site
Ungod: i tried to throw dougs goat back to him while he was on stage but the f##ker wouldnt go
GuiltyToo: awesome!!
Niki: thanks
GKrulz1: Doug, you should throw your hat into tha audience next tiem ur in chigago!
Gravity_Kills: We will be headlining and doing some support slots
GKforward: who came up with theintro forward?
Gravity_Kills: Those damn things are expensive
JimTheta: Seriously, has Doug ever fallen off?
Gravity_Kills: and I only have a few
GKrulz1: You guys should sell the food you make on e-bay
Jon_Tjader: Jeff, when are we going to go to that blues game?
GKrulz1: yopu could sell a pizza for like 50$
Squirrely: hey are you guys foging to healdine on your nest tour?
Brian....gk: lol
Ungod: yeah you could sign your apple pies
Ungod: theyd be worth a lot
Gravity_Kills: Doug has hit everyone in the band with the keyboard stand...
Ungod: doug.. did you ever think of standing still?
Brian....gk: lol...that`s funny
GKrulz1: WHere did u come up with the weird keyboard stand idea?
Brian....gk: acually that`s halrious
GKforward: way to go doug!
GuiltyToo: he you guys ever gonna have liek a cage thingy with fans in it like Korn did for their fam. values tour?
Squirrely: are you headlineing your next tour?
GKforward: who came up with forward
Gravity_Kills: I have a wild hair up my butt so it is hard to stand still
Ahriman: that korn cage is cool
GKforward: who`s typing?
GKrulz1: Where did you get the idea for the keyboard stand?


(JimTheta) And again, my browser crashes, and a little more of the chat is missing here.

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